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there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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ghost-of-bambi:

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velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

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  • #The first picture reminded me of me #I make a tit out of myself a lot #just awkward thumbs up not a peace sign
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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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  • #alt j #alt-j #this is all yours
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  • #arcade fire #happy anniversary #funeral
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